Tofu Lasagna with Spinach
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- 1/2 lb lasagna noodles
- 2 10oz. packages frozen spinach (thawed)
- 1 lb firm tofu
- 1 lb soft tofu
- 1 32 oz jar of tomato sauce
- 1 tbsp sugar
- 1/4 cup rice milk (we fucked up and didn’t get soy)
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 2 tbsp lemon juice
- 3 tbsp minced fresh basil
- 2 tsp salt
- 9x13 inch baking pan
-prepare the lasagna noodles, drain carefully and set aside on a towel
-pre-heat oven to 350 degrees
-squeeze spinach as dry as possible and set aside (place in zip lock bags and soak in hot water, when thawed open the zip lock slighty and squeeze the ever loving shit out of the spinach until all unnecessary green ooze is no longer present)
-place tofu, “milk”, sugar, garlic powder, lemon juice, basil, salt and shit in a food processor until it is all blended and shit smooth.
-cover that bottom (of the pan) with a nice thin layer of sauce. spread it out nice an even. then layer some of them noodles over it and then 1/2 that smooth shit (tofu blend/”cheeze” thang you just made) and half the spinach. REPEAT this for every layer you make. we made THREE layers of shit. END with noodles and sauce on that top…maybe some of that spinach stuff too (GARNISH PEOPLE!)
SHAKING AND BAKING for 25-30 minutes or until the sauce is all goobin and swelling
ENJOY THAT SHIT
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Blueberry Carrot Green Goodness
1 carrot (grated, thinly chopped)
2 cups fresh blueberries
1 large tomato (chopped)
1/2 cup flax seed
1 large lime
Tangy Sweet Vinaigrette
1 tbsp ACV
1/2-1 tbsp agave nectar
1/2 tsp Sriracha (to taste)
Mix greens in large bowl! Squeeze lime juice and mix using hands. Dressing the leafs with the line juice to welt. Throw in blueberries, tomatoes, flax and vinaigrette and mix to liking!
Enjoy this fresh, sweet and satisfying bowl of green goodness!
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